I know that it doesn't make any sense to you, but how your apartment looks has a lot to do with whether or not she'll sleep with you.

So, even if you are like me and more comfortable when your shit is lying all over the place, you've still got to make your pad girl-friendly if you want her to drop her drawers.

Pay close attention. I know a lot of this stuff doesn't make any sense, but it will really go a long way to getting her to put out.

-Unless it is the middle of winter, open up all of your windows the morning of your date. This will air the place out and get rid of the smell of farts, sweat, cigarettes, pizza, beer and dirty dishes.

-Do the dishes. Your kitchen sink should sparkle. Then put the dishes away, so it doesn't look like you just let them stack up for a week before she came over. Girls care about this.

-Scrub your bathroom from top to bottom, including the toilet and shower. A dirty toilet is a mood killer for a lot of women, and they will be thinking about maybe taking a shower with you. Your bathroom sink should also be pube-free and it doesn't hurt to line up your toothpaste and razors. In general, most surfaces in the bathroom should look white.

-Get rid of anything embarrassing in your medicine cabinet. Women tend to snoop around, more than you think. There should be nothing in your medicine cabinet to make her think you have any weird mental or physical problems, or that another girl has ever been in your place. Take a good look. A lot of women are very territorial, and it's possible one of your ex-girlfriends left something in the medicine cabinet that you never noticed.

-Have a brand new, unopened package of condoms in your bedside drawer. If the package is open it will make her assume you are banging half the town.

-Vacuum your rugs and floors, even if you have to borrow a Hoover from someone to do it. I understand that rugs look exactly the same before and after vacuuming, but women seem to have some sort of super power that allows them to see things in rugs that you don't.

-Get rid of all pizza boxes and old food containers, and empty your ashtrays. These are the three biggest causes of bad smells in your place.

-Hide any and all drug paraphernalia. Your bong doesn't make you look cool; it makes you look like a loser.

-Put your porn someplace she won't see. Also, clear out your Internet browser cache. She knows you look at porn, but she doesn't need to know what type. Even if you are just looking at Playboy, she may compare herself to the girls there and decide she's not hot enough for you. This is girl logic.

-Take out the garbage.

-Stock up your fridge with lots of bottled water. Lots of women don't like tap water, but want to have something to drink during a sexual marathon.

-Find out what she likes to drink, and make sure you have a bottle of it around. Take a drink out of the bottle the night before so it doesn't look like a set up.

-Invest in decent sheets. High-thread-count sheets cost more money, but will make a girl more likely to want to spend the night with you.

-Put on clean sheets before you go out. She doesn't want to smell you or another woman on them.

-Unplug your phone. Ex-girlfriends seem to have an internal radar and know exactly when to call in order to cock block you.

-Have some non-cheesy music to play during the make out session. This is not the time to blast Metallica or try to put her in the mood with Michael Bolton pop crap. Don't go overboard. If you play the Indigo Girls or Smokey Robinson, she'll know you are full of shit.

-Put away anything too geeky. This includes anything related to Star Wars, Star Trek or World of Warcraft. Hide any comic books and self help books. Don't leave a bunch of science fiction novels lying around. One or two sci-fi books is fine. Five hundred of them is a bad idea.

-Throw out any books inscribed by ex-girlfriends. Consider investing in some books that will make you look cool even if you don't read them. If your date is under 30, go to Barnes and Noble and ask about David Sedaris, Douglas Copeland and Nick Hornby.

-Leave a can of air freshener in plain sight in the bathroom.

In the next chapter we'll talk about how to seduce her and make all your effort worth while.

Michael Lawstock

www.female-orgasm-secret.com

Michael Lawstock - Founder of http://www.female-orgasm-secret.com, author and sex guru.

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